So I'm in the shower
and this knife came from nowhere, man and for some reason, my mind has gotten onto the "Why we put all the AU ideas to the back of our mind and never let them see the light of day" topic. It's a long topic. And where does my mind go, but suddenly popping up with a summary.
"Everyone knows Sora's a girl pretending to be a boy. Or is it Sora's a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy? Only Kairi and Riku know for sure, and they're not talking. A Classic High school AU - except for the monsters, the darkness, the light, and the chaos summoned
Keyblades."
... Yes. Now we know why Natala doesn't do KH AUs, don't we? Because even as two summaries this is a bit off. As one, they're just plain crazy.
Also, my mind says that Roxas is Sora's twin, except not really, everyone just thinks he is but he's really just a shade of Sora that shares his soul - a backup that it was decided was needed. Their parents did this, because Sora has some great destiny. Or something. And Kairi's still a Princess of Heart, and was created from the deepest part of the Heart of their World. Naminé didn't exist until Kairi met Sora. And who knows what's going on with Riku, who has been experimenting with dark magic. Again, my muse provides. Sora and Roxas's parents specifically created their sons. Somehow. I'm not sure. And instead of the Keyblade unlocking different worlds, it unlocks different dimensions, alternate realities of the same world, which are of course, in deadly danger.
... What the hell? This isn't even the first time a sudden summary has hit me and given itself a whole plotline.
"When Riku went looking for Roxas for the second fight, he never found him. Roxas went into hiding, and it takes Sora an extra six months to wake up. But with no Keyblade Master killing the Heartless, Kingdom Heart remains incomplete. Sora awakens, ready to take up his duty - and finds a blond boy who looks oddly like him waiting there."
That summary has been bugging me for months. I might even take it up after vagabonds.